Ugandan ladies are better than Kenyan ladies

A Ugandan man has found the habits of Kenyan ladies so disgusting that he sneaks back to his country occasionally to ‘quench his thirst.’

‘Wasichana wa kenya penda pesa sana,’ he intimates in little Swahili he has managed to grasp. 

The man is in Kenya for studies and when asked why he wouldn’t date a Kenya lady he says that Ugandan girls are ‘soft and nice.’ So nice and soft that he prefers to go back to Uganda, often without the knowledge of his parents or friends then does his thing before he sneaks back.

Another trait of Ugandan ladies, he says, is that they are laid back and down to earth. They show respect  unlike Kenyan ladies who are rude.