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Why big bums are ugly burdens

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I am sick of the myriad of wannabe celebrities, whose sole claim to fame are asses that are disproportionate to the rest of their bodies. So many women have been brainwashed into believing that a big ass is desirable. Frankly, a bigger-than-normal butt is hideous. Men just feel obligated to like big butts because they are men and that is what men do.

A huge tush will undeniably turn heads and get tongues wagging, but it makes so much more than a huge badonkadonk to keep a man’s attention. A small, perfectly round, toned ass is what they are really aching for, anything more is just gross.

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