Teen love goes hi-tech: Introducing pick up lines 2.0

As a father, I have always yearned to peek into my boys’ lives and know what they do with their free time. Regrettably, those boys are secretive as banks.

They prefer to keep their private matters to themselves. Well, Tuesday happened to be my lucky day. I was chilling with my comptroller when I stumbled upon Jimmy’s phone, which is one gadget that has really dodged the long arm of Baba Jimmy. As the boys were still at school, the comptroller and I took our sweet time going through Jimmy’s texts, and this gave us a clear picture of his dealings with members of the “opposition sex”.