Politician struggling with upkeep of secret children

A married politician who has been paying for the upkeep of his three children from different mothers was recently heard warning a friend never to have sex out there without sheathing it.  The politician confessed that he spends hundreds of thousands of shillings monthly taking care of children.

He was sharing a drink with a group of close friends, among them a colleague in the National Assembly when he opened up about his struggles.

“If you must do it, please use protection, otherwise you will spend all your money on upkeep,” said the politician after taking a few rounds of the potent drink.

The politician confessed that he had kept his little secret from his wife of many years, and it’s killing him.