Some of the interesting statements you are bound to hear from campus students

I have always heard some campus students talk about some personal issues as they pass by. Some will accuse me for eavesdropping but that is not the case, some people fail to understand the difference between chatting/talking and shouting.

These are the top interesting statements that I usually hear from students. Ladies Cosy nowadays amekondaa, ama alipata boli akaiflush…. Me pia huyo boi alinikatia first sem but then sikujua ako na Judie sa ameshinda akinirushia macho mbaya anafikiria nitalala na yeye shh.

Huyo boi ni mhandiee shida tu anaplayingi madem sana, hata namshuku. Umemuona Mary of late? Imagine ako na bol na huyo boy wake alimruka, hiyo maringo yake imeisha hahaa.

 Imagine lec alinitext sato, hi, sijui alikua anatakaje surely, but sikumreply ju sikujua motive yake (she replied I guess).

 Uliskia Johny alikosana na Joy, ati alimpata kwa room yake na boy mwingine, waah na vile alikua anampenda heheee.

 Kuna msee fulani anawork hapa campo anashinda akinical hadi tukimeet nowadays ananifinyia jicho, aki ni mhhot sijui anata kunisponsor.

 Hehey sijakuambia, umeona status ya Njeri whatsap? Aky ako na stress wamebreak up tena na new catch wake.

 AkI me sipendi maboy wanapenda kuwatch soccer, wanaezakuplay in the name of wanawatch game na mabesht.

 Men maze nowadays Lucy hunimada waah Hey Kevo huyo jamaa wa shisha ashakam ama bado? Maze siezi shikanisha kabla nidunge mtuangu akifika nishtue.

 Huyu dem si ako na hips, but sura tu ndio imemkataa (his friend) si unaezafunga macho umfyatue joh!

Freshas wa this time ni wazee bana, hakuna wasupa (Phone call) niaje jemo, nijenge mtuangu ile doo tuliconsume ile Friday na jana ilikua fee maze na exam ni kesho bro.

Niko na stress buda phone ilienda jana usiku kwa bash ya Juliet Huyo landlord ni fala sana anafikiria tunatoa wapi pesa, sisi ni wanafunzi bana aache umama