There are seven reasons why Kenyan men are the best in the world.I will careful outline those reasons that make them among the best men in the world.

1. Hard workers
 Maybe the only business Kenyan men have not thought of is selling accommodation in the sky. I can only imagine a ‘Mwaura’ in a press briefing. ‘Heavens Properties is the premier property company in Kenya selling unique apartments in Heaven.

The apartments boast of invisible state of the art electric escalators and a unique view of the Trump’s White House. For only Ksh 50million bob, get your apartment today! 80% already sold!
2. Thieves inconnu
It’s only in Kenya where billions of money get lost and no culprit is arrested! That’s right, Kenyan know how to cover their tracks, a skill that is highly desirable in marriage.

3. Kenyan men sustain the economy
A growing number of Kenyan women decided that hustling and tarmacking for a job was not their way of life! So they enhanced their behinds using river road gels, bleached their skin and donned Brazillian hair.

This guaranteed them a new job title: Socialites. And guess who finances these ‘elite’ group of women? Well your guess is as good as mine!
 
4. They can survive anywhere
 Go to any country in the world and you are certain to hear a Kenyan speak Kiswahili. Be it Dubai, US, UK, Rwanda, Somalia, South Sudan, Heck even Saudi Arabia.

We recently had a Kenyan at the White House for eight years. The level of resilience in a Kenyan man’s blood is so high that I suggest it should be harvested and sold to other countries.

5. They are brutally honest
Kenyan women call it unromantic but I dare say it is tough love. Your pot belly hides your bikini line and your thighs do a thunderclap as you walk but when your man points it out that you are overweight, you call Maina Kageni and go into a depression? He is saving you funeral cash!

6. They are brave.
Even when faced with a mean looking Al Shabab, a Kenyan will rather die fighting than be labeled as a coward. No wonder the Tanzanian and Rwandese women waste no time in settling down with a Kenyan Man.

7. They are handsome and eloquent
This is where the Kenyan women will sneer at me! To prove the eloquence fact, take a walk to Uganda and engage a Ugandan Man in a conversation, my friend you will thank the gods of Omusakulu! And to prove the handsome bit, take a good look at Donald Trump!
This weekend, purpose to love your Kenyan man, Will you?