More than half of married men cheat all the time. The other quarter, God bless them, don't cheat. They remain in love with their wives for as long as it takes. Married men cheat in different ways. Some cheat on their women but they are deeply in love with them. It's confusing but happens. It's all in the different ways they cheat. Here are the different types of cheating married men.
The "Me, my wife and kids"
This man will never stop talking about himself. If he stops and you thank the heavens that he can now talk about something important, he starts talking about his wife. He starts his sentences in capital letters about the songs his wife likes, her hairstyle, how she is hard working and how he wants to buy his wife a vitz. He insists that she will have a humble time dropping kids to school and doing groceries. Ooh! How can a girlfriend waste time on such a married man

The provider
This man will provide for all your needs according to his riches here on earth. You will never be in want. He pays rents, does shopping and pays all your bills. If you need anything, all you have to do is ask. All your needs, wants, and whims will be given at the drop of a hat. He even pays for your chama and helps with your sibling's fees. His family sleeps on an empty stomach as he does all this. I curse all this kind of men.

The Arrogant cheating man
This man not only cheats on his wife but treats her like crap. He is arrogant and can't even pretend to hide his cheating ways. These are the kind of men who talk shit when confronted by their wives. They will not sleep at home and their wives shouldn't ask. Explain to me like a two-year-old why married women put up with such pieces of s**t they mistake for husbands

The Mal-Adjusted married man
This one is having a hard time adjusting to his married role. He tells his mpango everything about his family. He talks ill of his wife and how he is walking out. He even calls his mpango when his wife is around. He doesn't keep anything about his family from his mpango. She knows that the wife doesn't clean the house well or cook his meat as he likes it. Someone help this poor married man

The stingy married man
Even if you hired goons to hijack him and bring you all his money, they will find nothing on him. It's not that he is poor. He is rich but very stingy. He behaves like the government when workers strike."Serikali haina pesa”, they say. But a small fraction of what is being looted can pay the workers. This man will never give his clande money, buy her a gift or even take her out. Even at gunpoint, such a man should not be dated. He should be left to his wife.

The husband married man
This one comes with punchlines that leaves a clande loving him forever. He says:" I need a wife, I have had girlfriends but now it's a wife I need." When you tell him you can't be a second wife, he says:"I will leave my wife for you." You may imagine that he's pulling your leg but he means it. He will divorce his wife or the wife will walk out on him. He will commit himself but will go back to his wife when you have problems. If he was sincere, he won't. You will live happily thereafter.

The fisi married man

You will imagine that because he has a wife and a mpango, then he has hung his boots as far as women are concerned. He is not anywhere near stopping. His girlfriends are uncountable. They are equally distributed in major and minor towns of this country. He has many babies with different women and hits on a new woman every day. He doesn't discriminate. Some of his many girlfriends are married women. The reason why he has not been shot down or killed by a big disease with a small name is because his first wife prays.