By NIKKO TANUI
It is an open secret that many young single women pray and fast fervently with the hope of getting an old and rich husband.
Say what you may, but young women who get married to some old foreign geezer are only keen on the fool’s wallet. Love has nothing to do with it. If it were so, why haven’t I read or heard of a young rich woman marrying some old poor man? Or have you?
Heart attack
Much as these old guys think that the young things love them to death, the reverse could be true.
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And there are several reasons to demonstrate why it’s simply a bad idea for an old man to marry a woman whom he should ordinarily consider to be his daughter. It is like dousing oneself with petrol and striking a match
First, there are a host of diseases that come with age. Your young girl will think you are having a playful fit and laugh while you throw your last kicks. Heart attack!
Second, a young woman will definitely demand for regular sex, and if truth be told, randy old geezers are all bark and no bite. And you know what? When a woman wants, she wants.
She might even encourage you to take an overdose of viagra and before you know it, you are literally exhibiting the kicks of a dying horse. Heart attack! If you are lucky, which is all the time, she will keep some young man somewhere as a sex toy with whom she will be spending your money.
Twerk
And wherever you would go with the pretty young thing, everyone will condescendingly look at you. As a matter of fact, she will always find excuses to leave you at home as she goes out to hang out her girlfriends.
Your likes and her likes will simply be poles apart. At the club, while you will be requesting the Deejay to play some old school music, she will be itching to twerk like a demented woman.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
