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Riswa! Shetani Ashindwe: If only Jesus was a Kenyan pastor

A while back, I posted a message to the Son of Man on Facebook. I told him: “Mutongoria, your life is in danger. Judas is not a good man. He has shifty eyes and he talks while scratching his left armpit. If I were you, I would mount the nearest donkey and vanish into exile.” Then I laughed at my own folly.

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