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Kenya is a blessed country with visitors jetting in every other time. Today, East African legislators are in Coast for Parliamentary games.
As expected, hookers have not be left behind. The girls travelled from far and wide flocking every hotel and entertainment spot.
The catch however are not your ordinary footballers, but unfit potbellied MPs running around with lots of fat and testosterone.
Interestingly, instead of focusing their energy on the pitch, the honourable members are keen at integration more than anything else.
Like the old school days, our waheshimiwa are going for their female counterparts from other countries. ‘No one wants local meat, kila mtu hapa nikujipanga’ a notoriously promiscuous local MP told our snitch.
But tragedy of language has befallen Uganda and Rwanda.
The two have no common medium of communication. Multilingual Kenyans are having a field day in Mombasa.
