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A certain Ugandan teenager must be enjoying one of the most privileged positions in heaven, to which he ascended a week ago. The seventeen-year-old seems to have chosen to execute the requirements of the Holy Book to the letter, and now he must be seated not very far from his heavenly father.
The fortunate young man, as widely reported in the local media, happened to contract an adult disease called gonorrhea. Well, there is only one popular way to contract gonorrhea for us in Uganda – it is through some pleasurable exercise.
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