Lessons from unfolding Cosby script...

Unless you have been living under a rock or on another planet, I will not excuse you for not having heard or read about the Bill Cosby scandal.

Apparently, the once beloved comedian no longer has anything to laugh about because more than a dozen women have come out to claim he allegedly sexually abused them in their teenage years.

Well, dear ladies and gentlemen, I think the series of allegations against the embattled 77-year-old comedian earn him the dubious distinction of holding the world record as the oldest man ever to be accused by a group women taking them to bed using dirty tricks.

See, I always believe that comedians can laugh their way into any woman’s pants through their sense of honour and razor sharp wit.

Anyway, going by the allegations flying all over the place I guess in real life he was a shy guy who fidgeted and stammered before ladies, just like a timid villager. Little wonder then that he allegedly drugged all his victims before sex!

Oh boy, I pity the guy. Instead of enjoying his sunset years and trying to remember where he has placed his reading glasses, he now has to go through the agony of remembering his early years. Heck, I doubt the old man can recall some of the women claiming he assaulted them.

Lord have mercy. The women after Cosby’s jugular have not considered that the he is an old man who could be going senile and the allegations may take a toll on him and cause him to give up the ghost.

GOOD BOOK

Anyway, at least Cosby can thank God that the accusations comes at a time when his career was dying anyway and the only people who remember him are grand mamas and grand daddies because it is all about Kevin Hart now.

On a serious note, what the Cosby allegations have taught the world is that there is nothing - as the good book says - that is done in the dark that will not one day come to the light.

CHRISTMAS GIFT

The allegations also serve as a chilling reminder to women that there are some sneaky men out there who use dirty tricks to get women into bed.

Cosby might not be the last. Rappers are also promoting these dubious activities. Rick Ross even put it in a song: “Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it,’ he rapped. As an advance Christmas gift to the ladies, The Chauvinist would like to warn you to think twice before swallowing any drink a man offers