Rescue mission left me with a gunshot wound

So I was telling ya a coupla weeks ago how I got smoked by thugs many years ago on what would have been me death day in Black August, and I said the storo was TBC ( To be Continued, TBC can also stand for To Be Confirmed, Text Book Centre or a chronic form of tuberclosis, or also, Testicular Bolingo Cirrhosis, for drunks who put chilled beers on theya balls till they turn a deep shade of blue) ...