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Stupid things Kenyan men do to impress women

What is it about a fine-looking woman that makes even the most rational of men act like an experiment in stupidity? You think you are getting somewhere with a guy you have just met, only for him to say or do something so dumb that you would be forgiven to think it was low tide in the gene pool when he was conceived. The following are some of those utterly stupid things men do to try and score points with the fairer sex.

1. Driving like a moron

Men are adrenaline junkies. Since time immemorial, men have been hardwired to seek out risk and for reasons best known to them, this instinct goes up a notch when there is a stunning lass in the passenger’s seat.

Now, I know for a fact that you don’t always drive that way because I am pretty sure you would be dead or maimed for life by now. I love a daredevil just as much as the next person, but you know what I like even more? Being alive!

 2. Bragging about how much alcohol he can drink

This is another absolutely asinine thing blokes think will demonstrate their alpha male status.

Some chaps feel inclined to gulp down one too many when in the company of beautiful women. “Wow, he can drink a whole bottle of whisky and still be okay. I want him,” said no woman ever!

Your crippling alcohol problem will never be a badge of honour. Let’s see just how sexy she will think you are when you are drenched in vomit with security guards dragging you out of the club.

3. Boasting of past sexual encounters

You seriously think that getting into juicy details about all the women you have bedded is going to get me all hot and bothered and I won’t be able to keep my hands off you?

Bless your soul, you sad little sissy. Being a man-whore and bragging about it does not make you more appealing to women. On the contrary, no woman in her right mind will come near you with a ten-foot pole.

4. Starting unnecessary fights

Then there is the pathetic wimp who gets into brawls thinking that the hot lass he is with will be impressed by his machismo. She is not, believe me. Swinging bar stools and exchanging expletives with a stranger will just send her running for her dear life!

@RoxanneKenya

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