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8 things you need to apologise to your mother now that you're an adult

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Apologising to your mother
 Apologising to your mother

1. Sorry the electricity bill was huge - I never turned lights off.

2. Sorry for not doing the dishes because "I had homework" - I didn't have homework.

3. Sorry for making you take a day off work because I got sent home from school for my haircut.

4. Sorry for making you spend hundreds of pounds on school clothes every term because I played football in them at lunch times.

5 . The same goes for school shoes. Sorry.

6. Sorry for always eating packets of biscuits, chocolate bars and crisps before you even had a chance to have any.

7. Sorry for listening to awful music at high volume throughout my teenage years.8. Sorry for breaking the printer and then convincing you it had malfunctioned - PC World did give you a refund, though.

8 . Sorry there was always a shortage of cups and glasses because they were all in my room.

 

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