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Men deserve to be sat on to behave

By Shirley Genga

They say men are like dogs, a fact that almost every woman comes to terms with at some point in her life. Just like cute and loving dogs which are sometimes difficult to do without even if they are wild, have poor grooming and diabolical behavioural skills  as they will sometimes affectionately lick you all over before turning around and urinate in your favourite pair of shoe.

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