BY CAROLINE NYANGA and Geoffery Korio
Mdomo Baggy: Mongolo’s palm is so rough that whenever he touches a computer mouse the memory signals; ‘deadly hardware virus’
P: What does the name Mongolo make you think of?
MB: A confused dude with a hopeless future. Someone so hopeless until the lyrics narudi ocha – ocha constitute his breakfast anthem.?
P: If you were to help him get a date what kind of chick do you think would suit him?
MB: The kind who supplements oil or lotion with Kimbo or bar soap. You know the kind.
P: Back in high school, what kind of student do you think he was?
MB: The lazy and slow students who are given teachers’ writing notes to parents that read; ‘kujieni hii ngunia yenu. Imetushinda’
P: Do you think he can make a county governor?
MB: How now! Hawes make. If he did, Kenyans would amend the Constitution.